Lizzie Warren took an axe

Gave the big banks 40 whacks

When she saw what she had done....

she gave the SEC 41.........

Goodbye to Mindy McCready another music world tragedy.....

Makers Mark has agreed to stop watering down the scotch...CAUGHT YA!!!!!!!!

Yoko Ono has just turned 80!!!!!!!  she sang Happy Birthday to herself, and her neighbors called the police..thinking someone was hurting her!

Obama off on another golf vacation......he isn't using caddies.......he's using drones!

Hugo Chavez seemed well enough to return to Venezuela in a midnight flight.  We really won't know the truth about his condition...unless he dies...then the flags will be at half staff at all participating Citgo stations.......

And the Mayor of Holyoke has been named most eligible bachelor number 9 on out.com's list, the have described the mayor a having skin "the color of vanilla Haggen Daz..."  This, of course is the dream of every mayor who ever aspired to be a dessert.  Even Dom Sarno would one day like to be a Fribble.

See you on the radio tomorrow at 5am.

Shep out.